( you can't make a case for tori, because while she might seem cute at first, she opens her mouth and it's all over? it's a mix of social awkwardness and just... being rude... )
so u dont like slang either??? like wtf and lol and etc
hmm. most policemen aren't that competent at least here but there r some exceptions who think they r the special force or sth -_-
( every game has these, it seems........ )
huh?! no way!! well, i mean, i did run from the police, but they got it all wrong! i was just trying to sell some valentine's chocolate and people lied about me!!!!!!!!!! AS THEY ALWAYS DO!!!! ( nevermind she was straight up harassing innocent citizens but. details. )
( this is ok, socially awkward rudeness is cute too??? (hugo you might be the only person who thinks this) (turns out the actual trend has been socially awkward freaks all along...bc he is also a freak.....just in inverse, somehow--) )
Well, you haven't seen me using any of that sort of slang thus far, now have you? [he knows what they mean though!! ...for the most part......may or may not be like five years out of date with the latest meme acronyms by now but look. it's good enough! he's still not using it anyway!]
And rest assured, most days the police are still going to be less competent than they'd like to be. In the end no amount of special forces-like training can overcome the fundamental restraints of red tape that ever bind law enforcement...so, nowadays the flow of their priorities becomes: they could follow you across the rooftops, but do they have the permit for that? Thus, the method remains viable.
Which means you ought to start practicing, if you haven't already!
Even if you aren't actually affiliated with gangs. Though really, your answer here is only raising more questions! [this is...really funny actually....girl what did you do. hello.] I'll be the first to acknowledge that the power of a good lie can go quite a long way, but still...how exactly were you promoting those chocolates? Wearing strange colors? Holding the passersby at gunpoint? [.....] Were the chocolates actually any good?
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But, what's this now? Gang affiliations? Could it be, that the cute and hapless Miss Dotori is in fact a seasoned criminal after all?
So that's why your thoughts jumped so swiftly to police!
she is strange and offputting indeed..
so u dont like slang either??? like wtf and lol and etc
hmm. most policemen aren't that competent
at least here
but there r some exceptions who think they r the special force or sth -_-
( every game has these, it seems........ )
huh?! no way!!
well, i mean, i did run from the police, but they got it all wrong! i was just trying to sell some valentine's chocolate and people lied about me!!!!!!!!!!
AS THEY ALWAYS DO!!!! ( nevermind she was straight up harassing innocent citizens but. details. )
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Well, you haven't seen me using any of that sort of slang thus far, now have you? [he knows what they mean though!! ...for the most part......may or may not be like five years out of date with the latest meme acronyms by now but look. it's good enough! he's still not using it anyway!]
And rest assured, most days the police are still going to be less competent than they'd like to be. In the end no amount of special forces-like training can overcome the fundamental restraints of red tape that ever bind law enforcement...so, nowadays the flow of their priorities becomes: they could follow you across the rooftops, but do they have the permit for that? Thus, the method remains viable.
Which means you ought to start practicing, if you haven't already!
Even if you aren't actually affiliated with gangs. Though really, your answer here is only raising more questions! [this is...really funny actually....girl what did you do. hello.] I'll be the first to acknowledge that the power of a good lie can go quite a long way, but still...how exactly were you promoting those chocolates? Wearing strange colors? Holding the passersby at gunpoint? [.....] Were the chocolates actually any good?